“I don’t know what all the fuss is about,” asked a confused Hunter Biden. “Congress ensured we’re all free to get a quick bump to get our heads straight. What’s the big deal?”

“I don’t know what all the fuss is about,” asked a confused Hunter Biden. “Congress ensured we’re all free to get a quick bump to get our heads straight. What’s the big deal?”

American citizens on the other hand voiced their frustrations with the bill. “I work hard, I love my country, and I keep my nose clean,” said local man Zachary Levy. “But now I can’t complain about Biden, or the economy, but I repeat myself, in my own home without worrying about an FBI agent showing up to my door.”

At publishing time, President Biden responded to the backlash by announcing that he would ship a free Amazon Alexa to anyone upset by the law.

When guns are finally banned in the coming utopia, you may still need to defend yourself on the rare occasion.

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